First kiss story?How many guys have you kissed?
WHAT is YOUR favorite ANIMAL?!?!?!?!?
Since you're so anti-marriage, can you hook me up with Hannah?
Why so serious?
How are you?Do you love me?What are you doing Saturday night?Are you a Juke Box Hero?Favorite Titanic scene?Can you hit the high note in "My Heart Will Go On?"Do you like musicals?Specifically Les Miserables?Eat Asparagus?Have you ever stolen a young boy's heart?Last Time you cried?What was the happiest moment of your life? The saddest?Who was the most important person in your life? Can you tell me about him or her?Who has been the biggest influence on your life? What lessons did that person teach you?Who has been the kindest to you in your life?It’s been said that after they pass away, the most important people in our lives “live within us.” Is there anyone from your past that lives within you?What are the most important lessons you’ve learned in life?What is your earliest memory?Are there any words of wisdom you’d like to pass along to me?What are you proudest of in your life?When in life have you felt most alone?How has your life been different than what you’d imagined?How would you like to be remembered?Do you have any regrets?What does your future hold?Is there anything that you’ve never told me but want to tell me now?Is there something about me that you’ve always wanted to know but have never asked?If you could interview anyone from your life living or dead, but not a celebrity, who would it be and why?What is your first memory of me?Was there a time when you didn’t like me?What makes us such good friends?How would you describe me? How would you describe yourself?Where will we be in 10 years? 20 years?Do you think we’ll ever lose touch with each other?Is there anything that you’ve always wanted to tell me but haven’t?How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?Which is worse, failing or never trying?If life is so short, why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?To what degree have you actually controlled the course your life has taken?Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?You’re having lunch with three people you respect and admire. They all start criticizing a close friend of yours, not knowing she is your friend. The criticism is distasteful and unjustified. What do you do?If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?Would you break the law to save a loved one?Have you ever seen insanity where you later saw creativity?What’s something you know you do differently than most people?
How come the things that make you happy don’t make everyone happy?What one thing have you not done that you really want to do? What’s holding you back?Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?If you had to move to a state or country besides the one you currently live in, where would you move and why?Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really believe it makes the elevator faster?Would you rather be a worried genius or a joyful simpleton?Why are you, you?Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?Which is worse, when a good friend moves away, or losing touch with a good friend who lives right near you?What are you most grateful for?Would you rather lose all of your old memories, or never be able to make new ones?Is is possible to know the truth without challenging it first?Has your greatest fear ever come true?Do you remember that time 5 years ago when you were extremely upset? Does it really matter now?What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special?At what time in your recent past have you felt most passionate and alive?If not now, then when?If you haven’t achieved it yet, what do you have to lose?Have you ever been with someone, said nothing, and walked away feeling like you just had the best conversation ever?Why do religions that support love cause so many wars?Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil?If you just won a million dollars, would you quit your job?Would you rather have less work to do, or more work you actually enjoy doing?
Top 5 Favorite Disney songs. NOW.
Were you a part of the popular or elite crowd in your high school? Why or why not?If you could go back and change something about your high school days what would it be?Who did you have a crush on during high school? Did you express your feelings for that person?Have you ever been fired from a job?Have you had an erotic dream? What was it about?What is your biggest regret?Do you sing while having a bath?How often have you driven over the speed limit?If you came to know that someone in this room were gay then who do you suppose it would be?Do you think it is okay to lie? When would it be alright?If you think no one is looking what is the one thing you would do?If you were gay who would want to have a passionate affair with?If you were stuck on a deserted island which one book, movie and person would you want to take along?When was the last time you indulged in binge drinking?If you could marry a cartoon character who would it be? Why?What did you most get into trouble for when you were younger?Why do women shave their armpits and men don’t?Which teacher did you feel attracted to when you were in school?What is your most embarrassing moment?What is the one thing that disgusts you?What was your nickname in high school?What was your first impression about me?If you were to die tomorrow what are the things you would want to do before you die?What was your favourite toy as a child?Which movie title would best depict your life story? Why?When you are alone what do you most enjoy doing?Which is the one event that has had the biggest impact on you and your life?If you are not doing anything what are you most likely to think about?What do you love and hate the most about the human race?Who was your first prom date?If you were an alcoholic drink what would it be and why?If you could be a car which one would it be and why?Who is the first person that you think about when you get up in the morning?When did you first travel by airplane and where?Who was your first best friend? Are you still in touch with that person? If you parted ways why do you think that happened?When was your first sleep over and where?If you could be a politician who would it be? Why?If you could be a religious or spiritual leader who would it be? Why?What is the first thing you do when you get up every morning?If you could spend a night with a celebrity who would it be? Why?What was your first tattoo or piercing and where is it? What does it stand for?Which one country would you want relocate to if you had the opportunity?Who was the first person who broke your heart?What does love mean to you?
How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?Why is it that they say penny for your thoughts and yet you have to put your two cents worth?If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?Do blind people see their dreams? And do colour blind folks see their dreams in black and white?What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?If Barbie is the most popular then why do people rush to buy her friends as well?If a turtle does not have his shell do you call him naked or homeless?If Americans throw rice at weddings do Asians throw burgers?If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?Did a clumsy javelin thrower discover the pole vault?If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?If a bedroom has no bed in it then what do you call it?If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?Does shaved ice have hair and is it shaved for people to call it shaved ice?Where does a wandering mind go?Why did the Dead Sea die? Who killed it?If smoking is prohibited in gas stations then why are ciggarettes sold there?Why can’t people tickle themselves?If quicksand sucks people down slowly why is it called that?Why do feet smell and the nose runs?Why is the word abbreviated so long?Why is clear regarded as a color?If a building is already built why is it called a building?Why is the term tourist season used when you cant shoot any?Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?If doctors are so skilled then why is their work called practice?Why does night fall and yet the day breaks?If rain drops then why does snow fall?Are crop circle caused by cereal killers?Do you have crash courses for pilots?How come it is alright to pick ears but not the nose?How many weeks does a light year contain?How much milk does a Milky way have?If corn is used to make corn oil how do you make baby oil?If peanut butter is used to make peanut butter cookies then what do you use to make girl scout cookies?Why does Superman wear his shorts over the trousers?Are ducks used to make duck tape?If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?Why is a pizza packed in a square box?Why is the term "slept like a baby" used when babies wake up every few hours?If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
What color is your underwear?If people point to their wrist while asking for the time then why don't they just point to their crotch while asking for the location of the bathroom?Is your sister hot?If you say you love me why don’t you marry me?Do you think you are selfish?
Why does milk go bad when it is not refrigerated but stays fresh in a cow that is not refrigerated?Why don't woodpeckers get headaches from slamming their faces on trees all day?What are you supposed to do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?What color would a chameleon in a room full of mirrors be?Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if it no longer works afterwards?Do one legged ducks swim in circles?If a Bullterrier is a cross between a Bull dog and a Terrier what would you call a cross between a Bull dog and a Shitsu?Why do we call dogs bitches when cats fit the description better?
What college would you go to if you didn't go to Snow?
How can something be "new" and "improved"? What was it improving on if it is new?Do dentists go to other dentists or do they do it themselves?Why do they call steam rollers, steam rollers when there are no steam involved whatsoever?Do Atheists get insurance for acts of God?How does a shelf salesman keep his store from looking empty?If FEDEX an UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?If psychic were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?Do crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?If you instruct a cab driver to reverse, would he end up paying you?Why is it called a TOOTHbrush when you brush all of your teeth at the same time?
1. Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection? 2. Why do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on their door? 3. Why do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race? 4 Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket? 5.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 6. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? 7. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 8. Do blind people feel 'Love at first sight'? 9. Why is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary? 10. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? 11. Did Adam and Eve have navels? 12. If a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle? 13. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway? 14. Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? 15. Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it? 16. How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink? 17. Why do kamikazes wear helmets? 18. Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart? 19. How long is a piece of string? 20. What’s the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head? 21. Are shart* and skid marks** caused by the same thing? 22. At a movie theatre You are asked, “ Hey, what are you doing here?” 23. Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft? 24. You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? 25. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 26. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 27. Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? 28. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? 29. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?30. Why is it that night falls but day breaks? 31. Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles? 32. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? 33. Why is it that to stop Windows 95, you have to click on "Start"? 34. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? 35. Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day? 36, Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemonsWhy is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? 37. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 38. If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?39. In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so? 40. Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? 41. If your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
42. If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it? 43. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 44. If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? 45. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? 46. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? 47. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? 48. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 49. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? 50.Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him? 51.Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? 52. Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays? 53. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 54. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 55. Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie? 56. Why don't they just make food stamps edible? 57. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? 58. Why get even, when you can get odd? 59. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? 60. Why is a boxing ring square? 61. Why is a women's prison called a penal colony? 62. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? 63. Why is clear considered a color? 64. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? 65. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? 66. If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? 67. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? 68. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? <69. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? 70. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? 71. If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of? 72. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? 73. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
74. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? 75. If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers? 76. If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do? 77. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 78. If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? 79. If the product says "Do not use if seal is broken", how are you supposed to open it and use it? 80. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? 81. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there? 82. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? 83. Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? 84. Why do you feet smell and your nose runs? 85. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? 86. Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic? 87. Why does a dishtowel get wet when it dries? 88. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 89. Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice? 90. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? 91. If I save time, when do I get it back? 92. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? 93. Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up? 94. Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent by ship a cargo? 95. Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? 96. Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them? 97. Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag? 98. Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? 99. Why do they make scented toilet paper? 100. Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
Do you have time to answer all these questions?
^^^ this anonymous person? Getting a little crazy here. That said I watched this whole vlog and was completely entertained the whole time.But now I don't feel like I can ask any questions....
Talk about yer bff makszzzzz!
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