day sixteen;

here is the dealio on this subject, of "my first kiss", my family reads this. so therefore, i absolutely will NOT write about this. ask me in person.


so, as i am boycotting this stupid one, i will tell you about my day. complete with pictures.


at first, my day started out very boring, school and all. today at lunch was a bit of an adventure though. i was rummaging through my bag when i found one of those things that quirts water out as you push it, anyways. we wanted to play some jokes on people. and then it all went down hill from there. i filled it up several times as i walked by folding my arms, and BAM! i shot them. the best was when one kid thought the other spit on him and then proceeded to hit the innocent kid. i laughed. then, the real treat came as i shot a kid full on in the face, and the whole mother load too. i was going to wet myself. good thing i didn't. that would have been awkward. okay, so then i filled up several times, and this kid had the audacity to keep walking by me, so he got what he deserved, each time. fully loaded.


that concludes THAT story. now on to my evening adventures.
aaheeem. so it started out, me going to get nails done with my aunt. now, if there is one thing that i love, it is nail salons, this may sound a tad racist, but i love all the cute little asians, scrubbing feet and nails and such. they are funny too. we had a few good laughs about how stupid my aunt is, but we love her. then, we left after like 5 thousand hours, and we got us some Red Mango. if you have never been there, i highly suggest it. their smoothies are bombin. then, we went to El Pollo Loco because my family wanted fried chicken, fatties. as we we're there and ordered our Polygamist Family Size Bucket of chicken, they told us it would be 15 minutes, fine..okay. and so, we asked if we could have some little salad's as we waited, and we we're SOOO going to pay for them, but i guess we didn't make that clear, because the lady was like, "uhh, let me ask" and my aunt was like "what the fudge?" just kidding, i said that. and she was like, "okay, the boss said it's okay." and it was super awkward, like we wanted free food while we waited, nah. psycho.


so that was the chicken story. from here, my day just got better. i know right, how is that possible? oh, it is. after that i came home to play me some classical piano for a quick while, then i went to Alexis's house. when i got there, i hear a SLAM, and "The Mom" is like, they are hiding from you, so i had to go on a hunt to find them, and i did. then, we sat for a while. it was boring, i regretted being there, psych, i would never. so we were like, uh, lets go bowling? yes. so we got in the car, and didn't feel like it. so we got Zach's money, and left. but on the way up there we saw The Homeless Car. you know, that car and those people live in it and have EVERYTHING on it, including a small lawn mower on the back. (below is a VERY bad picture of it, but, whatevs)

so we followed them and i am pretty sure they ran out of gas because they we're seriously going 2 mph. and the people behind us got soo pissed and we're flashing their lights and what not, so i moved my car over and pointed to The Homeless Car, but they kept going. but the rest need not be shared. psych. we passed The Homeless Car. (that name is now a name i have made up, you see it, and we will chat) and basically the adventure started there...


we decided to go stalk people like we normally do, more like i do, and i make them follow. so, we went to stalk Kim while she was working. so we drive there, and she is there, so Alexis and i make Kaci and Zach get out and put their CLOTHED butts up against the window, and we'd drive away. they were sooo sneaky. and we never got found out. it was the best. (below is picture of sneaky sneaky)

(they should get married too, sooo cuuuute)

as we we're driving, Alexis told me to go straight instead of turn. so as always, i listened to her. as we come up to a street, we go straight and see a dead end, or, so we think. it's just this mound of snow before an open dirt pit, and, being the stupid 16 year old that i am. we went at it with full speed. NOT good. and boy, did that car bounce. AH. scary and funny. so we got out, and went back down to alexis's house. and the best happened there. you know how after christmas people just leave their nasty old rotten and ugly christmas tree's on the side of the road? well, we figured that it'd be fun to move them. so, we did. we had one person stick out the window, hold on to it for dear life, and someone would drive with it dragging. it was hard work, hurt, and was so funny i physically peed my pants and had to get out to, help myself?

funniest picture i've ever seen. HAHAHAHAHA!
also, some other things happened that i will just tell in short; we found a cheeto the shape of a cactus. we scared the pee out of some little girls, i laughed hard. went and bought some drinks, "Nuerogasm" psycho. watched My Strange Addiction, well, parts of it. and basically had a grand time.


p.s.- my birthday is this Wednesday, February 2nd. REMEMBER IT. i accept American Express and Master Card, and cake, as well as canned corn.