dude, why are you sitting on my car?

i thought i'd just use that catchy title as a way to draw readers in.

like a fly to a light.

it's just natural.

but now, i don't quite have anything to say.

so, i'm really just wasting your time.

but hey, don't stop reading here.

i will start to speak, real words, with meaning.

so, conference.

AMAZING in one word.

i always sleep during them, but this time was different.

it just felt different all around.

i basically loved it.

needed to hear some things, and now things are OKAAAAY.

and, you know what bugs?

when i'm in a great mood and my friends come along with their sass (like sassy) attitude and ruin everything.

it's like the gods (not GOD, but those Greek crazy gods) have it out for me.

i bet they enjoy to see my mood to go from 1 billion to negative eighty.

yeah, thats a big change.

also, i would appreciate feedback on maaaa pots.

JFK (just freaking kidding)

but no, it'd be nice.

hawt.

now i will tell you some quotes from movies, you must guess them, and if you get them correct, i will buy you something yummy.

BEGIN!

1. "Those egg's were a lie"

2. "Bad color"

3. "Let me be good to you"

4. "How much you wanna bet I can throw a pig skin over them mountains? If coach would have put me in 4th quarter, we'da been state champions"

5. "Well, I gotta go, my mom thinks I'm at the pet store looking at kittens"

6. "Booty traps!...THAT'S WHAT I SAID, BOOBY TRAPS!"

7. "Gee, this wig weighs a ton! What dope'd wear a thing like this?"

8. "Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!"

9. "Like I say, there is no "I" in team, there is a "me" though if you jumble it up"

10. "I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with that little ring..."

" Never underestimate the power of Schwartz"

yeaaah-uh.

just do that. and you will have a great day.

and when you win,

it will be even better.

huzzah.