billy goat's gruff.

a little man in a worn down suit

sat sitting in a cottage

he sat and counted

the number of stars

and then he fell asleep.

he woke up to animals

of all sorts and kinds

he invited them in for tea

they used their manners

and wipped their feet

and made everyone feel

just right at home

when all of a sudden, there came a rapturous sound

coming from yonder

all stopped to hear,

but silence was heavy

no more to open intrigue

when old man badger

pounced through the door

and gave a mysterious look

he seated himself down

and pulled out a book,

then stated the obvious.

this place is dull.

it boring as fruit.

it lacks all sophistocated things.

all look around in disarray

and started to slowly applaud.

the badger was frightened

and started to laugh

these two seemed ripe with emotion

then out from a wardrobe

4 children did apear.

and they being a lovely story

of Narnia and such.

now this is the end.

the animals died

they got eaten by a hunter.

and that is all.

may they rest in peace..

dude, guys. i just wrote that.

how awesome.

i def. should be awarded some grand prize for that.

naah, i'm so bored.

hollaaa.

HAHAHAHAH