"Love Me But Don't Show Me"
hahahha so funny.
These two weeks together have been the sweetest of my life,
My hearts prayer was answered when you agreed to be my wife.
Your love's like a cancer, girl, cuz I got no resistance,
There's only one answer girl: You got to keep your distance!
Love me, but don't show me.
I want our wedding night to be right.
Miss me, but don't kiss me.
If we start to makin' out girl,
You won't be wearin' white.
You make me feel so handsome, like a shining dark stallion,
I love the way you wear your young women's medallion.
You know girl, I love you, but I hope you comprehend,
This body is a Temple - and you don't got no recommend.
Love me, but don't show me.
I want our wedding night to be right.
Miss me, but don't kiss me.
If we start to makin' out girl,
You won't be wearin' white.
I will see you Dressed in white without falter.
Our first love's kiss will be over the altar.
After each date with you, I'll fight with all my might,
To treat you like a gentleman, and shake your hand goodnight.
I'll breathe in your perfume; it's fillin' up my lungs,
But don't you even start to try to use the gift of tongues.
I want our wedding night to be right.
Miss me, but don't kiss me.
If we start to makin' out girl,
You won't be wearin' white.
i wish i could be this funny as them.
another favorite is,
"Diddly Wack Mack Mormon Daddy"
I was born in the church just like my Daddy was, yo,
I'm Pioneer stock, my Grandpa crossed the plains in the snow!
I got my Eagle Scout at 12 with some assistance from my Mom
I was home before 9:30 when I went to the prom.
I love to sit in my pew, and praise the Lord with a hymn,
I'm hyper-active, yo, I even got the keys to the gym.
I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy.
Yo, my peeps all be conformin' cause it's cool to be a Mormon.
I'm the black, jack, say no to crack daddy-O. I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy. And I'm spiritchal!
If a girly wants to pursue me (do me),
I say NO! girl not with you- Me? I'll be waiting for my baby dressed in white. (Not beige.)
I believe that procreation ain't a form of recreation
And my testimony keeps me warm at night! (So flippin' warm)
I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy.
Yo, my peeps all be conformin' cause it's cool to be a Mormon.
I'm the black, jack, say no to crack daddy-O. I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy. And I'm spiritchal!
Would all those in favor, Please make it manifest, please make it manifest, please make it manifest
Would all those in favor please make it manifest,
I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy.
People tell me "That's funny to give a tenth of all your money"
But I do it no regret, cause of all the blessings that I get
I ain't stupid or lazy, I read my scriptures like crazy.
I don't smoke or drink or cheat, I spent two years on my feet,
That's more valuable to me than any prize.
Preachin' love and peace with other well-dressed guys.
So many people let their spirits get persuaded by the Devil,
But I say "Get thee hence! I'm never gonna sink to your level".
You're dark and evil, you want my face to be covered with mud,
You stupid dummy, I hope you rot in heck for this crud!
I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy.
Yo, my peeps all be conformin' cause it's cool to be a Mormon.
I'm the black, jack, say no to crack daddy-O. I'm the diddly wack-mack Mormon daddy. And I'm spiritchal!
I'm the knick-knack-paddy-whack daddy,
Yo, my peeps all be conformin' cause it's fly to be a Mormon.
I'm the phat, not jack Mormon daddy. And I'm spiritchal.
But I'm safe, Me? I'm a Mormon.
I'm tougher than George Foreman,
I'm the bomb, cuz I'm a Mormon.
Just don't call me Norman,
I'm Diddly Wack-and I'm spiritchal!
YESSSSSSSSS!
this is the best thing of my life.
1 comment:
SO FUNNY! I would love you to add those to your playlist! :)
Post a Comment